How To Be Dumb

Just a quick little round up this morning.

O'Reilly called MoveOn.org the new KKK. What was he thinking? He's going to lose (at least)half of his audience. "Hey Bubba, did you hear? There's a new KKK starting up over there on that internet. Mr. Bill says we should join up at them moving guys website. Yeah, he says they been being all racist and stuff." "Well, damn Bobby Ray, sign me up!"

Robert Novak, who should be in prison for treason for outing a CIA agent, fled the scene after hitting a pedestrian with his Corvette yesterday. A guy on a bike chased Novak down, cut him off and called 911. Novak claims he didn't realize he had hit someone even though witnesses claim that the person he hit was sprawled across Novak's windshield. Novak was cited for failure to yield but not for fleeing the scene of an accident. Hmmm.

In a follow up to yesterday's post, remember the sheik who McSame said was protected by the "surge"? Yeah, turns out he was actually assassinated by Al Qaeda during the "surge". You would think that the self proclaimed expert on Iraq would've known that. But then again, as we've learned, things don't always occur chronologically in "McCain World" so maybe in McSame's world of senility the sheik hasn't been assassinated yet.

The McSame campaign is using side by side photos of Obama and Fidel Castro in a desperate attempt to try to trick Florida voters into thinking that the two have anything whatsoever in common. Last week it was Obama and Bin Laden in side by side photos (I think in Texas). Don't they know this lame, desperate ploy can't possibly work? I mean, Obama has dozens of ACTUAL photos of McSame and Duh hugging and drooling all over each other. Which photos do you think will be more damaging come November?

Bush was caught acting human when he thought the camera's were turned off. He started talking about how Wall Street got drunk, blah, blah, blah. But the most important thing that I heard was that Laura was house shopping in Texas. This is a big deal to me because it makes it sound like he is actually planning to leave office. My biggest fear has been that he is going to start yet another war and then use it as a pretense to postpone or cancel the election.