Pay Per View Waterboarding

So Sean Hannity doesn't believe that waterboarding is torture. No, instead it is "advanced interrogation". Shut the fuck up. Tell that to the Japanese soldiers who were executed for waterboarding American soldiers during WWII. The dumbass goes so far as to say that he would agree to be waterboarded.

I say we jump all over this one. This is a great idea. Let's take these idiot blowhards, who make a living off of keeping the ignorant Fox "news" viewers scared and stupid, and allow them to be waterboarded on live television for the world to see. It will be educational and it will be profitable.

Keith Olbermann has offered Hannity $1000 per second that he lasts while being waterboarded. With the money going to the troops or families of the troops or something. Let's step it up a notch. Let's get as many people as possible to donate dollars per second. Imagine the good we could do while waterboarding Sean Hannity. It would be great.

But let's not stop there. Let's get Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Ashcroft, Rove. Hell, there's no end to the number of people we could line up to be waterboarded for charity. Let's turn it into a series of pay per view events. Every Friday night, a different piece of shit gets waterboarded on live TV. We could use the proceeds to pay down the national debt that the Bush Administration created. It's win-win every way you look at it. And I just know they would all agree to do it because they are true patriots and they love their country so much that they're willing to do anything for it.

Plus, it's not torture. These people have told us over and over again, it's NOT torture. It would just be good old fashioned fun. I mean, how bad could it be? They know we're not really going to let them drown, right? And even if it goes too far, we'll have a doctor available to try to revive them. What do you say?

We might also end up with the unintended consequence (if this method of "advanced interrogation" works the way they pretend it does) of actually getting these pathological liar sociopaths to actually tell the truth about everything they've lied about for the past eight years.

Come on wheelers and dealers. Let's make this happen. For America.