And on the 12th day...

my legs spoketh to me and they said go forth outside and run again. But then my ass spoketh and said, if you run again I shall bring forth pain as you have not felt in 12 days. But I did run and the skies opened up and the rain did pour down upon me, soaking me in a wet, cold windy wrath. And the neighbors did look out from their windows and they did see what I had done, and they did cry out what for does thou crazy runner submit himself to such lunacy? Then my wife spoketh to me, and she said come henceforth in from the flooding waters and dry yourself with this towel you crazy fool. And I obeyed.