I wish I was making this up. I wish it was a headline from The Onion. But no, now the porn industry is running to the government for it's share of the corporate welfare pie. They are asking for a $5 billion bailout.
Seriously, porn? Question number 1, and really the only question we need to ask, does anyone really NEED new porn? Answer: No. Request for $5 billion denied. Next.
I would wager that there is enough porn available right now through magazines, videos and web sites (and any other outlets) to last even the most hardcore pervert, with forearms like Popeye, a lifetime. Use it. Recycle. Share. Get a girlfriend. But don't go giving money to Larry Flynt and that guy from Girls Gone Wild. Senseless.
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