I'm proposing a new law. From this point forward, any human who knowingly and willingly climbs a fence or other obstacle, to gain entrance to an area occupied by wild animals, shall become the sole property of said wild animal for as long as the stupid human remains alive.
I'm totally serious about this. The next genius who climbs a fence at a zoo should be on his own. These animals have every right to protect their territory and every right to be what they are, wild animals. So don't rescue the dumb ass. Let nature run it's course then give the guy the posthumous Darwin Award that he earned and deserves.
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