Her Nazi Fingers Are Stuttering

Ah, my good buddy BillyO. Where've you been? I missed you man. This is classic right wing propaganda tactics. He refers to Nancy Pelosi's floor speech as an "unbelievable monologue". The only thing I found unbelievable about her monologue is that every word she said was true and yet Fox "news" decided to show it anyway.

So what happened next? A detailed, in depth critique of the substance of her speech? I kid you, we both know this is Fox and BillyO we're talking about. No, we don't need no stinking substance. What's really important is her hand gestures. So important that BillyO brought in a "Hand Gesture EXPERT". I shit you not. The "expert" then offered the amazing insight that Pelosi's "fingers are stuttering." Thank God I have the video, just to prove that I'm not making this stuff up. Also, her gestures were "too rehearsed".

BillyO seized the moment to remind viewers that, "Hitler practiced speeches for hours." It was at this moment that I realized, I am just like Hitler. It's true. I once practiced a speech for hours. I did. I admit it. Call me a Nazi. I practiced a speech for hours.

BillyO concluded the segment by declaring that "you should just be natural." Ah Billy, if only you'd practice what you preach.