un "B" lievable

Dear Republican Psycho,
Next time you call the police and pretend to have been attacked by an Obama supporter, make sure that when you are looking in the mirror and carving the "B" on your face with a dull knife, just deep enough to leave a mark, but not deep enough to leave a scar, don't forget that the mirror will reflect the "B" backwards. Very important. Otherwise, you'll look like an even bigger idiot when trying to explain how an attacker somehow managed to carve a backwards "B" on your face. And so nice and neatly, too. One would think you would have struggled to get away while someone was carving your face with a knife. But nope. Not you, you apparently laid there perfectly still while your "attacker" carved a letter on your face. I can't wait to hear the results of your polygraph.